- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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