- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

knock knock who's there?

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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