- Anti Joke

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

How many cows say moo? All of them

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family