Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Ham sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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