- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

women outside of the kitchen

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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