- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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