Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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