- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

dead battery come on down

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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