Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I'm a like whore

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Good boy

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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