why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Yo daddy!

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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