- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Six million.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Penis

Your mom.

Knock knock Come In.......

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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