A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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