Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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:O + :P = 69

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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