Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Wy did the chicken?

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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