- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What is next?

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Where's my shotgun

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

No it isn't.

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