There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Farts smell bad!

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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