MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Flab

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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