My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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anti jokes

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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