Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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The Barackness Monster

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Yo daddy!

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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