Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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