Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Potato.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Womens' rights.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

AVB

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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