What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How did the girl die? 25.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

women outside of the kitchen

69

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...