- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Asians

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

peter charastabopouloulous

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

how did little johnny die? i killed him

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Are you a human?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

asparagus

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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