Watch your lips.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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