How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Thanks

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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