- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A jew go out of a bar

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Where's my tractor?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What's clear and wet? water

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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