What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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