- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

How do u shit With ur ass

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Three blondes walk into a community college.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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