Christopher Walken to a bar.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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