- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

It smells like triangles in here.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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