What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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