Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What's up? The sky.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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