Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

I'm gay.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

OGC - tilt your head

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

dislike this...please.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

YOLO.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are penis

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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