Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What is a question?

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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