What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Hearpin my durp

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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