- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

don't look behind you

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Ryan Chang is funny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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