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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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