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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's 9 plus 10? 19

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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