- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

what do gay people eat?? food

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

women's rights

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Reed is poopin

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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