What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Canada

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Wats a joke?

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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read this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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