Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

WNBA

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Obama

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i love huge wieners.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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