- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why? Because!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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