What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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