Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

69

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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