I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A black guy with his family.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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