- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

general tso's broccoli

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Your time.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

women playing football?

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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