Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Women's Rights.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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