Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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antijokes

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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your mom

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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black people

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OBAMA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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