what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Do you know what they say? Words

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Which one is hardest?

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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