- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Yo mamas so fat.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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