- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Women.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

this is a joke

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A black man didn't walk into a bar

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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