what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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canaan and mallory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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