Penis.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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