Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

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Republicans

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Vagina ass.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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