Josh kissing a girl

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Like this joke

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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