- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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