Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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fart+fart=poop

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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