why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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a retard lost...

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A snake walks into a bar

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space is fun

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Hi

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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