Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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