What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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where are you?

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