- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Women's rights.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

whats 2+2? 4

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

fack me!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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